January 2008
30 posts
Here’s the thing. Bacon is awesome. Pizza is awesome. 1 + 1 = 2, and 2 is super delicious.
Your plans for the day kind of get shot to hell when you come home and fall asleep on the couch for four hours.
My eyes hurt.
Where is my final delivery, UPS??
Today is apparently package delivery day! Two have come so far and I am still waiting for the most exciting one of all!
*Grumble* Yeah, keep throwing those screen passes that go nowhere. *Grumble*
Sometimes I get so wrapped up in work I forget to eat. Hungry.
Man, unless i want to find Jesus or join a pyramid scheme, there is NOTHING on broadcast TV at 3am on a weeknight…
Today has been one wacky financial roller coaster.
I’m really not a big football fan, I just love the playoffs and the Packers.
YES! And now my boys in Green Bay get to introduce the Giants to the snowy north!
The tension is unbearable.
You know what never wins football games? Conservative offense. Unless your defense is punishing, which the Giants’ certainly is not.
It’s almost like the Giants’ D gives up on 3rd down.
Reaction to this week’s Pick of the Week Podcast is going to be interesting…
Oh, yeah - I forgot, the Giants’ defense blows.
Let’s go, Giants! I want another game on The Frozen Tundra!
I have calculated that since Christmas, I have averaged 2.25 bottles of wine a week. I don’t know if that’s a problem.
I’m at the point now where it is totally normal for me to be up at 4am. That might be a problem.
This is the best game I’ve ever seen.
All post season American football games should be played in Green Bay.
I’m drunk.
Oh, how I missed you ‘My Name is Earl’!
Are Lifesavers certified teeth cleaners by the ADA? If not, they should be.
January 6 - Ran errands in a t-shirt, drove with the windows down. Bad omens afoot.
Call me crazy… I’m kinda starting to believe Roger Clemens. Kinda.
When you throw your Wiimote in frustration, it’s always good to keep in mind that it’s in fact tethered to your wrist. Ow, my nose.
My goal is to never see the sun again.
I don’t know why I don’t drink champagne everyday.
December 2007
38 posts
Ryan Seacrest just called Mayor Bloomberg, “Buddy”. I need to be drunker.