July 2007
9 posts
Conor Kilpatrick: I finally try twitter cell phone alerts and i already want to take a hammer to my phone. (via Twitter / Conor Kilpatrick)
Conor Kilpatrick: @gordontheintern i’m having chocolate chip cookies! (via Twitter / Conor Kilpatrick)
Conor Kilpatrick: I want to drink whiskey with Jack McCoy. (via Twitter / Conor Kilpatrick)
Conor Kilpatrick: I have post Con traumatic stress disorder. (via Twitter / Conor Kilpatrick)
Conor Kilpatrick: It’s hot. I’m looking forward to San Diego if only for the weather. (via Twitter / Conor Kilpatrick)
Getting Old
Patrick: i was anally violated yesterday
Conor: .....?
Patrick: doctor
Conor: prostate?
Patrick: thought i had a hernia
Conor: again?
Sometimes, I scare myself
Here’s the thing about me - I’ve got a really active imagination. It’s not totally immersive like JD’s on Scrubs, but it does the job.
I tend to freak myself out a lot. Especially in regards to real like situations. Let me give you a for instance. For instance, a few years ago when I was unemployed I would watch Unsolved Mysteries when it was still shown on Lifetime at...
Ron and Conor are nerds
Conor: do you want to hear a spoiler about transformers?
Ron: sure
Conor: at the end, GI Joe soldiers show up
Ron: no fucking way
Conor: yeah, they don't. but wouldn't that be great, though?
Ron: jesus. that would have ruled
Ron: and then Lady Jaye and Scarlett make out
Conor: on top of a go-bot
Ron: and the blue lion
Conor: and so ends this nerd fantasy
Conor Kilpatrick: Manly men settle their difference with RISK. (via Twitter / Conor Kilpatrick)