December 2007
38 posts
Preparing a traditional Texas New Years feast. I am saying goodbye to both 2007 and my waistline!
Bring on your rugrats
Bring ‘em on. Bring ‘em all on.
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/fight5
I love it when ‘Yakety Sax’ shows up on the iTunes shuffle. Makes me want to run around in fast forward.
At the Jim Hanley’s holiday party.
They pour a pretty ok Guinness at Stout.
Never pull an illegal u-turn in front of Jersey cops.
Looking at three days of madness. I’m going to earn New Year’s Eve. I’m going to earn it hard.
Someone explain to me why I am awake.
Donna Reed was hot.
JFK at 6am is pretty fuckin cold and bleak.
I would like to go back four hours and start over.
Have to leave for the airport in like five hours. Curse you, Richards!
After successfully conquering the Christmas tree lights, I celebrate with a Carvel cake. It’s the little things.
Went to buy jeans today - someone tell the clothing makers we all don’t have 28 inch inseams. Not to mention 30 inch waists. Boy we don’t.
Another day, another awesome computer problem. Never a dull moment around here.
Long day of drinking. Looong. Wine at goodbye lunch, beer at a bar after work, more wine at a birthday dinner. Been drunk since about 1pm
I have Christmas tree lights stringing induced rage tonight.
Really want to take my shoes off, but can’t bring myself to reach forward to untie them or move at all, really. This may be a new low.
Still waiting for that big storm the forecasters were foaming at the mouth about last week… still waiting… still… waiting…
Just finished watching ‘The TV Set’ and now I can’t remember why I ever wanted to work in TV.
I am eagerly awaiting my bacon cheeseburger because I hate my heart.
MaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAchines!
At ‘No Country For Old Men’. Literally no one else in the theater.
Things just got really weird.
Does it still count as only one glass of wine if your glass can fit half a bottle?
The internet always goes down at the worst possible time.
Just had a mini heart attack from looking at a credit card statement from 2005 and thinking it was new.
When you’re drunk at 4pm on a Wednesday, you’ve got to have a good reason. And I do.
My mutant ability is useless in fighting crime… unless you need the bad guys’ computer equipment to not work properly.
Bested by DHL
Just as we all need air to breathe and water to drink, there is yet another element that links all of mankind - we all have at least one frustrating experience involving shipping companies.
Or, if you are me, you have about 87.
Here’s a problem that many of you city dwellers will understand. I live in an apartment building that doesn’t have a doorman or anyone to receive packages. ...
When you have had 11 days off, the usual Sunday night blues are magnified times 1,000.
Waiting for a Craig’s List buyer is always an anxious time. Is this going to be the home invasion that finally does me in? Stay tuned!
Still alive!